Friday, April 12, 2013

Expressions Du Jour


"Psst!  Wanna hear a secret?  I voted for Andy Dick on DWTS!"



"Romeo, o Romeo, wherefore art my gas drops?"



"DO THE PEANUT BUTTA JELLY, PEANUT BUTTA JELLY, PEANUT BUTTA JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT!"



"Bwa ha!!! You thought that plum was Mommy's real hair color!  Get real!"



"You mean to tell me I'm gonna be this awful pale color my whole life?!" #stevemartin 



"Nonono, that's okay.  I've already tried Amway."




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