"Owwwwwwwww!": "It's like a million screaming knives of fire in my gums!"
"Mmmmmuuuummmm." : "I can't say daaaaad yet, so this will have to suffice."
"Yyyyyyyeach!": "Look, ma, I just pitched my paci under the oven! I wonder what other things hiding under there belong in my mouth..."
"Yyyyeeeeh! Yyyyyeh!": "This used to be a good place to get a bottle, 'til the yuppies found it."
"Ggggguh! Huh!": "I did my trick, and you weren't watching! Put it back on me so I can pull it off again!"
"Mmmmmmmmh! Ahhhh!": "You're gonna need the industrial strength stuff to get the stink offa this one!"
"Guhguhgghhuhhhhh.": "Nothin' like the smell of Desitin in the morning."
"YYYYUH! AHH! NYhuuuuuuh! Eeeeeeeeeeee! Wah! Mmmmmmmmmmmmm! Yyyyyyuh!": "Milk."
(High-pitched and soft) "Ah ah ah ah.": "I don't care what the salesgirl at Victoria's Secret said. I like 'em."
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