A stick that turned pink when I peed!
On the second day of Christmas, my husband gave to me
Two foot rubs
And a stick that turned pink when I peed!
On the third day of Christmas, my husband gave to me
Three Saltines,Two foot rubs,
And a stick that turned pink when I peed!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my husband gave to me
Four rolls of Tums,
Three Saltines,
Two foot rubs,
And a stick that turned pink when I peed!
On the fifth day of Christmas, my husband gave to me
Five fingers too swollen for riiiiiiings!....Four rolls of Tums,
Three Saltines,
Two foot rubs,
And a stick that turned pink when I peed!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my husband gave to me
Six pit stops in an hour,Five fingers too swollen for riiiiiiings!....
Four rolls of Tums,
Three Saltines,
Two foot rubs,
And a stick that turned pink when I peed!
On the seventh day of Christmas, my husband gave to me
Seven Schwan’s deliveries,Six pit stops in an hour,
Five fingers too swollen for riiiiiiings!....
Four rolls of Tums,
Three Saltines,
Two foot rubs,
And a stick that turned pink when I peed!
On the eighth day of Christmas, my husband gave to me
Eight pumps for milking,Seven Schwan’s deliveries,
Six pit stops in an hour,
Five fingers too swollen for riiiiiiings!....
Four rolls of Tums,
Three Saltines,
Two foot rubs,
And a stick that turned pink when I peed!
On the ninth day of Christmas, my husband gave to me
Nine ladies’ leak pads,Eight pumps for milking,
Seven Schwan’s deliveries,
Six pit stops in an hour,
Five fingers too swollen for riiiiiiings!....
Four rolls of Tums,
Three Saltines,
Two foot rubs,
And a stick that turned pink when I peed!
On the tenth day of Christmas, my husband gave to me
Ten painted toenails (CAN’T @*#&$* REACH!),Nine ladies’ leak pads,
Eight pumps for milking,
Seven Schwan’s deliveries,
Six pit stops in an hour,
Five fingers too swollen for riiiiiiings!....
Four rolls of Tums,
Three Saltines,
Two foot rubs,
And a stick that turned pink when I peed!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my husband gave to me
Eleven loads of laundry,
Ten painted toenails (CAN’T @*#&$* REACH!),
Nine ladies’ leak pads,
Eight pumps for milking,
Seven Schwan’s deliveries,
Six pit stops in an hour,
Five fingers too swollen for riiiiiiings!....
Four rolls of Tums,
Three Saltines,
Two foot rubs,
And a stick that turned pink when I peed!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my poor, bedraggled, hormone-gagged
husband gave to me
Twelve hours of naptime,Eleven loads of laundry,
Ten painted toenails (CAN’T @*#&$* REACH!),
Nine ladies’ leak pads,
Eight pumps for milking,
Seven Schwan’s deliveries,
Six pit stops in an hour,
Five fingers too swollen for riiiiiiings!....
Four rolls of Tums,
Three Saltines,
Two foot rubs,
‘Cause the dang stick turned pink when I peeeeeeeed!
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