Name: Ava Leigh Clenney
Aliases: Baby Bird, Moon Pie, Pretty Girl, Fatty Fat Fat
Height: 19 1/2 inches long
Weight: ahem...A lady never tells! But if you must know, 7 pounds.
Hair : Strawberry Blonde Eyes: (currently) Bennett blue
Likes: Accessorizing, holding hands, dining by dim NICU light, and the warmth of a rich baritone voice.
Dislikes: Unwarmed baby wipes, the shock of a cold thermometer to the armpit, gun control lobbyists ( you're welcome, PawPaw).
Current location:
NICU south, Room 19
(That's right - we've fled Pod 5 and are currently enjoying the metropolitan view from our new
private room window! We're overjoyed that we'll have our own patch of sunlight to bask in
tomorrow morning, and peaceful aural space to fill with soft music when we're feeling artsy-fartsy.)
Future plans: Guzzle eight 60 milliliter bottles in a day as quickly as a frat pledge during rush week, create abstract diaper art that would rival any Jackson Pollock painting, and hurry up and get home so I can charm and/or terrorize Honey Boo Boo Dog and the pugs.
Dislikes: Unwarmed baby wipes, the shock of a cold thermometer to the armpit, gun control lobbyists ( you're welcome, PawPaw).
Current location:
NICU south, Room 19
(That's right - we've fled Pod 5 and are currently enjoying the metropolitan view from our new
private room window! We're overjoyed that we'll have our own patch of sunlight to bask in
tomorrow morning, and peaceful aural space to fill with soft music when we're feeling artsy-fartsy.)
Future plans: Guzzle eight 60 milliliter bottles in a day as quickly as a frat pledge during rush week, create abstract diaper art that would rival any Jackson Pollock painting, and hurry up and get home so I can charm and/or terrorize Honey Boo Boo Dog and the pugs.
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