10. A Nun (Forgive
me, Father, for I have…er, you know.)
9. Octomom (Just too scary on soooo many different
levels.)
8. Jersey Cow (Got milk?
Don’t answer that.)
7. Disco Ball (Unless you enjoy being surrounded by
polyester-clad, AquaNetted old geezers with gold chains tangled in their sweaty
chest hair, PASS.)
6. Dallas Cowboy
Cheerleader (Double
D’s+Belly+Bouncing=BAD.)
5. Cheeseburger (You are what you eat…? Geez, I guess that would make me a Tums.)
4. Spongebob
Squarepants (If you’re wearing square
maternity pants, please see your doctor.)
3. Honey Boo Boo
Child (Wait…. No, on second thought, that would be pretty awesome. Pass on the Go-Go Juice, though. That stuff might cause baby to come out as an
extreme couponer with a taste for pickled pig’s feet and Pall Malls. )
2. Michael Jackson (Go ahead. Confuse the children even more.)
1. Redneck
Trucker (Because what would you do if
people didn’t realize that it’s a costume?)
"Trick 'er treat....got any fried baloney?"
I vote trucker. That is all.
ReplyDeleteDon't think I wouldn't do it. Will have to grow out my stubble a bit.....
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